What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

So they tried

Still no good

Why Does Your Brain Go Blank? - Newser

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Super-Earth discovered in habitable zone of sun-like star via TTV technique, paving way for 'Earth 2.0' searches - Phys.org

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Which is the best protein water in India for muscle gain?

Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why are leftist movements so popular among young people?

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

Is Florida now unsurvivable because it's an oven due to climate change? It's 11:48 am on May 30th and the heat index in SoFla is 100. I can see it going up to over 130 by July.

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How do I know if he loves me? When he wants me to be his gf he make time for me and send me morning and night messages and done everything to melt my heart. Now I am his gf and he don't treat me that way now.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

What is the best technique for inserting a tampon into one’s anus?

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

Why does Hollywood (except Atilla and Agora) ignore the Late Roman Empire in favour of the early one?

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Your Blood Test Can Now Track Junk Food Consumption - Indian Defence Review

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

Which daily habits can help you keep a clear and positive mind?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Are narcissists happy people generally?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.